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bullshitting and being full of shit [Jul. 9th, 2007|11:20 pm]
tres lame
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so, after having my car fixed like eleventy hundred times since i bought it under 2 yrs ago, i decided today to attempt to join the sad grownup world. i went to a car dealership and furrowed my brow and said nonsensical things that were obviously acceptable to anyone who wants yr money bad enough. despite having no credit whatsoever, to the point that the money-man seemed a little freaked out by my lack of existence in the greater financial picture, they financed me a car and i drove away.




apparently washing yr hair is not
important to bullshitting effectively.
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the spoils of being full of shit.
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[debt not pictured]


its nice to not be stressed out about transport, which is important, and to
instead be stressed out about money, which is not. despite what you may have come to believe.

and, as always, bigups to adaylikesunday, who played the part of my trophy wife throughout the entire affair.
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[User Picture]From: veggielibrarian
2007-07-10 06:39 am (UTC)
Mazel tov! You're moving on up to some kind of a deluxe apartment in the sky. I just know it.
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From: alisoneales
2007-07-10 08:23 am (UTC)
MEAN MAN MACHINE!
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[User Picture]From: venusbetweenus
2007-07-10 11:08 pm (UTC)
as a glasses newbie, i'm glad to see my practice of pushing the sunglasses to the top of my head while wearing said seeing glasses inside is not something that is completely idiotic.
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